THE MILLENIMALS

Corona Viper™

Keep calm and

carry hand sanitizer

Pola-Bear™

Rummaging through the thrift stores and snapping instant candid’s is his game.

Kalegaroo™

Armed with juicer and yoga mat, she’s ready for an early morning and a gluten free brunch.

Moostache™

Sure, he can draw a leaf in your latte, but more likely he’ll draw you a map out of his cafe.

Anglophilly™

To her, the answer to life, the universe, and everything can be found on the BBC or in a Jane Austen novel.

Beerver™

He’s like a good IPA: nuanced, a little bitter, and locally brewed.

Social Justice Terrier™

A dog’s place is in the resistance! #StandAndFight

Polyamordillos™

The very definition of
“three’s company.”

Folsom Street Bear™

Web designer by day,

your favorite daddy by night 

Bropossum™

Having a prehensile tail gives him mad game, he never met a keg stand he couldn’t CRUSH.

ObSquirrel™

Daft Skunk? Yeah, they’re alright. Their earlier stuff was better before they sold out.